5.) Kathy Ireland is your all-time favorite SI model.
4.) You’ve seen the Quiet Man, and tiddled your last wink.
3.) You want to laugh at the people who are foolish enough to
kiss the Blarney Stone, knowing full well what the locals do to it when the
tourists have left.
2.) You have ancestors who clawed their way out of that damp
and miserable little island to make something of themselves, and you think
going back to that damp and miserable little island is what they’d want you to
do.
1.) You have a limited budget, but want to go to Europe, so
you appreciate that flights to Ireland are especially cheap – less than $500
R/T from NYC, for example.
You know that Ireland drastically overbuilt during
the housing bubble, and so have some wonderful hotels and resorts that are
desperate for customers, and are willing to discount.
You’re aware that
Ireland’s labor laws are less strict than other western European countries,
though certainly not so loose as to make you feel guilty about paying less.
You
appreciate the charm and sophistication of Dublin, with fine dining and
credible theater.
You want to drive the Kerry Ring, and see crystal-clear
lakes, lush green fields, fluffy sheep, and picturesque villages like Kells and Killorgin.
You
think your kids would get a chuckle about going to visit Sneem.
You know
they’ll get a kick out of the many castles that dot the landscape, as well as
the stone circles and formations left by the mysterious Celtic druids.
You’re
interested in seeing northern Ireland now that it’s peaceful, you want to get
there while it’s still relatively undisturbed, from a tourist perspective.
You’ve seen Giant’s Causeway on the cover of a Led Zepplin album, and want to
go there in person.
You’re a big Game of Thrones fan, and want to see Westros for real.
You’re a big Game of Thrones fan, and want to see Westros for real.
You like comfort food and drink, fun music, friendly people, cool
weather, amazing scenery, cute as heck towns, even more friendly people, all at
an affordable price.
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