Did my $10,000 estimate scare you? Good, it was meant to.
Yes, you can definitely get there for less, but you’ll spend more than you
realize once you’re there. It adds up in a hurry.
If $5,000 is really all you have, don’t fret, you can do this.
You just have to limit your destinations to less expensive options. The longer
the flight, for example, the more expensive it will be. Every extra hour of
flight time adds $100/person. So, instead of Rome or Prague, stick to the
western edge of Europe.
Iceland fits this bill – you can get there in less than 6
hours from NYC, for $500/person. And it is technically a part of Europe.
They speak a form of Norse that is readily understood by a Dane or Swede, and
vice versa. I’m told the countryside is other-worldly, especially the volcanoes
and thermal baths. And the Icelandic peoples are considered the most beautiful,
physically, in Europe: tall & fit, if you go for that kind of thing. After
all, their Viking forefathers did have a habit of carting off the prettiest
girls from wherever they raided.
Beyond that…off the top of my head I couldn’t name a single
famous Icelandic sight. There are no castles or cathedrals. No famous museums
or medieval districts. No shopping boulevards or ancient ruins. If they
have a national cuisine beyond herring, I haven’t heard, much less tried it.
And I have no idea what they drink: meade? Beer, I suppose, but I can’t name a
notable Icelandic brewery or style. And wine is right out. It seems to be a few
cute & colorful seaside houses, and a lunar landscape beyond. Unless the
latter is really appealing to you, I don’t get it. Please be sure: I don’t
doubt the people are very friendly, and the fact that they haven’t emigrated en
mass to the US is a good sign – life in Iceland is probably pretty good,
currency crises not withstanding. However...visiting Iceland strikes me as the equivalent
of going to Quebec for a week and saying you were in France. Quebec is
lovely, the Quebecoise are delightful, and Quebec should be on your list of
travel destinations -- but it’s not Paris.
Perhaps then you want to spend an extra few hundred and get all the
way to, oh, Olso? I won’t stop you. Norway has more of what you’re looking for,
starting with those darn fjords. They are unique, and astounding – nothing else
quite like them anywhere else. Plus, Norway has a good chunk of continental
culture, too – e.g., Edvard Munch was Norwegian. You’ll find art and
architecture – bonus on that side, I find the cheery wooden temples of Norway
to be a great break from the stone gothics further south. And remember that
plucky Norwegian Air flies NYC-Oslo direct, at bargain rates. Go for it.
Norwegian Air, in fact, has stops all across Scandinavia. A week
at the fjords seems like a long time to me, too, so perhaps you should include
Sweden on your itinerary – or even start there. Sweden is an old kingdom – their
relation to Norway is similar to Spain & Portugal. Sweden had wanted to
dominate the peninsula for centuries, sometimes even successfully, but the
Norwegians just wouldn’t let it happen. Sweden, in fact, had aspirations of
being a world power, but could never quite get past pesky Russia. Eventually,
they grew tired of their kings being killed on some foreign battlefield.
They decided to just stick to themselves and build their own Great Society,
based on equality, innovation and design; who can gainsay them on that? Visit Stockholm
and you’ll find a clean, unspoiled, cosmopolitan city with great restaurants,
fine shopping, friendly people, and a nifty mix of old
and new. That's why the Swedes (along with the other Scandi countries)
always rate high on those “happiness index” reports. They have everything – why
be unhappy?
I don’t quite buy it, though. The Swedes should be happier
than, say, the Italians, whose economy is perpetually on life support. But go
visit both places, and you tell me who seems to be enjoying life more. I’m not
much of a grit and earth traveler: I don’t vacation in Borneo so I can eat
grubs like the locals, or spend a week in Almaty searching for the perfect hand
woven tapestry. But I want some adventure, just a little, please? I think the
Scandis, deep down, feel the same way. When you take away the struggle for the
basic needs in life, food and shelter, what’s left but to drink, and ponder
mortality? The Italians stared at post-Modernity and produced Fellini. The
Swedes gave us Bergman.
Anyway, such for Sweden. Let’s pop on down to Denmark, a
country which, frankly, should not exist. You figure Germany or Sweden would
have scooped this guy up some time ago, it’s just hanging out there without the
easily defensible terrain of Switzerland or Norway. And had Germany not been
busy reassembling itself out of Richelieu’s 100 splintered principalities,
Denmark probably would now be in the Bund, along with, oh, Luxembourg and
chunks of Belgium, at the very least
Anyway, Denmark is lovely, with a vibrant
kid-friendly culture – bring your little ones and you’ll get Hans Christian
Andersen, the Tivoli gardens in Copenhagen, and Legoland, the good one, not
those cheap mall-located Lego playrooms you’ll find scattered about the US. You
can find excellent beer, haute cuisine, and fine shopping. You can marvel
at how these guys terrorized coastal Europe for centuries, and then settled
down to peace and productivity. You can spend a fortune.
Did I mention that? Iceland is indeed a bargain – easy to
get to, as mentioned, plus they’re desperate for tourism, having been crippled
by the recent banking crisis. Their currency, the Icelandic Krona, was
seriously devalued against the Dollar (and Euro), not having recovered: it’s a
cheap stay. In contrast, Stockholm regularly ranks as one of the most expensive
cities on the planet. Take a look at the “Big Mac” index: the cost of a Big
Mac, adjusted for market currency exchange rate. The top five countries are:
1. Switzerland - $6.82 (6.50 CHF)
2. Norway - $5.65 (46 NOK)
3. Sweden - $5.13 (43.70 SEK)
4. Denmark - $5.08 (34.59 DKK)
5. United States - $4.79
You get the picture? Your dollar gets a lot less in
Scandinavia proper. (Side note, makes me proud to be an American, landing at #5 on
this list. Roughly, you can tell how well a country is doing by how quickly it
drains your travel budget). Suddenly your $10,000 budget creeps into $12,000, and
I’m not going there. Iceland starts to look a lot better in this regard, and,
if I were living in NYC or Boston, I’d think about a short week or even a long
weekend in Reykjavik. It would be cheaper than me, from Birmingham, spending a
weekend in NYC or DC. Why not? It’s just not practical, though, to get there
from the Deep South. So, no, as it is, the Scandis just don’t make my travel
list. There are better options, stay tuned.
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